The Top Shelf.
That's where the Good Stuff goes.
The best of the best.
The stuff that sets the standard.
The stuff to which others are compared.
Some say "it's all good",
but everybody knows only certain things
make it to The Top Shelf.
Things that count more than others.
Things you ask for by name.
Things that don't belong anywhere else.
You know them when you see them.
You remember them long after they're gone.
Today, The Top Shelf contains...
The Story of the Other Wise Man. (Van Dyke.)
The Junky's Christmas. (Burroughs.)
They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar. (Serling)
Enjoy responsibly.
Muzak Nation. Where the Ambience Never Ends.